1. Guess I’m a felon now

    Last time I went to the post office, I sealed my box with duct tape and apparently that’s a no-no. The lady at the counter ripped off my duct tape and used the free priority mail tape on my non-priority mail package.

    Yesterday, all I had at home was duct tape, so I used it. When I got to the post office, I covered it with priority mail tape. Got in line, handed in the package, and the very same lady said I couldn’t use that tape - it’s for priority mail only.

    So I ripped it off, exposed my illegal duct tape, cheerfully handed the box to the post office manager, stole the priority mail tape as punishment, and walked out.

  2. New York Adventure #786

    On the bus, a 90 year old woman said “you don’t give a fuck about me!” and then told me to shut up.

  3. mathiole:

It’s a beautiful world out there

    mathiole:

    It’s a beautiful world out there

  4. I have the best husband ever. He sends me cute puppy pictures all the time.

    I have the best husband ever. He sends me cute puppy pictures all the time.

  5. Yogurt, bitches

    Yogurt, bitches

  6. I don’t understand Facebook

    I really don’t. I just got a new account to keep crazy people out of my life. I re-friended almost everyone on the list, except Chris. He basically stopped speaking to me back in May, and the last time we talked was the 4th of July. It has been six months since we’ve seen or talked to each other at all. Yet he added me as a friend this afternoon on Facebook. Why? Why would he think, “Oh, there’s Kait, I better friend her since we talk and stuff”?

    It makes no sense. This idea that we should be “friends” with people who clearly don’t like us, or we don’t like them, or we don’t speak to, is stupid.

About me

25. brooklyn. breezy dresses and blue eyes.

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